13 May 2008
With a decade of cooling behind us and more decades coming up, your
Editor has decided that it's about time to assemble a list of the
catastrophic consequences of Global Cooling.
I'll get you started, but I need additions in the comments. We care, and
we can make a difference just by spreading awareness of this crisis!!!
Problems Attributed to the Global Cooling Crisis
Rise in food prices due to reduced crop production and shorter growing
seasons, leading to worldwide famine and mass starvation
Destruction of citrus, avocado, mango, pepper and tomato crops
Increase in road accidents due to ice and snow
Icebergs closing northern ****ts and northern trade routes
Polar bear, Reindeer, Musk Ox and Eskimo infestations of residential
neighborhoods (see photo)
Increase incidence of the common cold, flu, etc: the elderly, children
and minorities at greatest risk
Increases in broken bones and cancer as people stay indoors and do not
get their natural Vit D from the sun
Increase in fatal heart attacks due to snow shoveling
Rises in oil prices due to increased need for im****ted oil for heating
and for 4 WD vehicles
Damages bathing suit industry and destroys sun-block business
Fertility rates drop as females don un***y parkas, despite the increase
in male sperm counts
Stormy weather: nor'easters, blizzards, Perfect Storms, etc.
Sea levels fall drastically, destroying marshes, beaches, and coral
reefs - and threaten to reconnect Britain with the Continent
Divorce - More family conflict due to lengthened ice-fi****ng season - or
from spending too much time together indoors
Disrupts migration patterns of birds and fish - animals die and become
extinct!
Increased Canadian illegal immigration to FL and AZ
Moscow, Toronto, Oslo, London, Sydney, and Boston will be buried under
mile-thick glaciers by 2012
Nobody to do the work Americans don't want to do as Mexicans flee back
to Mexico
Northern Europeans migrate en masse to the Middle East, bringing
cultural dislocation and conflict
Australians invade S. Africa to escape glaciers
Trees killed by the trillions as climate cools, lowering CO2 production
and thus contributing to a vicious cycle of cooling
http://www.yankeefarm.net/archives/8443-What-terrible-things-does-Global-Cooling-cause.html
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Warmest Regards
Bonzo
"America in Longest Warm Spell Since 1776; Temperature Line Records a
25-year Rise" New York Times, March 27, 1933
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