A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a
pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom
together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" and she
pushed
him in the closet, stark ****d.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of
the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man
replied.
"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, "THOSE BASTARDS."
