How to Spot A Market Bottom. . . .

I am an 'expert' on bottoms, lol, i own several.

Market drags lower for weeks & months and finally ends up
with a big down day, for this market would have to be 5-600
points. You mention stox to a buddy and he punches you.
GOLD WILL BE DOWN THAT SAME DAY BY $100-200
Oil will fall $10 at the same time.

Every analyst will look shell shocked and suggest you buy
puts for retirement, there will not be the onslaught of idiots
calling a bottom we see now.

You call your borker (i know its all puter now) and make
your order and he answers with a "Are you ****ing nutz".

And you will throw up twice before hitting the buy button.

TILL THEN THIS IS A BEAR RALLY, NOT A BOTTOM SO
DON'T LISTEN TO THE TOUTS!!!!
BTW, CRAMER WILL GET FIRED THE WEEK BEFORE
DUE TO BAD RATINGS.

When we get close to a bottom (and no, not even close
yet!!!!!) i will try to convey that.
Till then, STFU and short rallies & IPO's.