Recently the government announced that each of us would be getting
rebate checks which we are supposed to spend to improve the economy.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, most of it will go to China .
If we spend it on gasoline, most will go to the Arabs, if we spend it
on new computers most will go to India, or Pakistan for tech sup****t
and almost none will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money in America and the best way to do that
is to spend it on the only two businesses still thriving here -
Beer and Prostitution.
Sincerely,
Eliot Spitzer
