FRANKFURT, Germany -- Governments, police services, and prison
authorities around the world are re****tedly "overjoyed" by the
launch of a new prescription drug that cures people who doubt
the veracity of the Zionist-inspired atrocity allegations, the
so-called Jewish Holocaust.
Shares in Israel-based Goy & Goy Pharmaceuticals Incor****ated
rocketed to 89 US dollars following the long-awaited
announcement of a miracle cure for Holocaust Denial Syndrome
(HDS)
Soon to be marketed and sold under the name Holozac, the drug
works by closing down the brain's center of intellectual
inquiry. It also blocks the re-uptake of politically incorrect
neurotransmitters involved in critical thought processes, making
it more difficult to distinguish between truth and lies.
"We're simply overwhelmed by the response of the governments we
control in the Zionist West," says Ari Scheister, Marketing
Director for Goy & Goy's regional office in Germany.
"Particularly so in the European Union where prisons are
bursting at the seams with professors, journalists, and
academics who each suffer the symptoms of advanced and
potentially fatal HDS and other diseases associated with human
awareness and a passion for the truth."
Europe's most prominent sufferers, Ernst Zündel, Germar Rudolf,
and David Irving are said to be in a stable condition following
incarceration in high-security prison facilities for People Who
Read Books (PWRBs).
"Next to People Who Have the Audacity to Actually Write Books
(PWHTATAWBs), the PWRBs are our most urgent concern," says
Guenther Gutmensch, Parliamentary Chairman of the Federal
Commission for Confiscating and Burning Books That Make People
Think Something Ain't Right (FCFCABBTMPTSAR). "They ask lots of
questions and they have an unnatural and very unhealthy
obsession with finding out the truth. They simply do not believe
a word we say."
Goy & Goy Pharmaceuticals were given the green light by EU
health regulators yesterday following extensive double-blind
tests involving twenty HDS sufferers. Over a seven-day period,
the patients were allowed unrestricted access to a library of
detailed and scientifically authenticated studies of the so-
called Jewish Holocaust. Ten of the patients were given a
placebo, whereas each of the other ten was administered 500 mg
of Holozac twelve times a day.
"The results were astoni****ng," says Dr Ron Haggler, who
supervised the trial. "On the first day, both groups quickly
found all three volumes of the 1948 'Re****t of the International
Committee of the Red Cross', and 'The Hoax of the Twentieth
Century' by Arthur Butz. On the second day, patients were still
reading and discussing Germar Rudolf's 'Lectures on the
Holocaust' and Juergen Graf's seminal 'The Giant with Feet of
Clay'."
"However," continues Haggler, "by Wednesday morning the group
treated with Holozac had actually pushed aside Carlo Mattogno's
'Auschwitz: Rumor and Reality' and Norman Finkelstein's 'The
Holocaust Industry' in favor of the semi-mythical 'Schindler's
List'. At the end of the experiment they were actually fighting
over the only available copy of Germany's favourite self-
loathing, government-controlled newspaper 'Bild Zeitung'."
There are however side effects associated with Holozac. Its
active ingredient, Zionine, has been shown to cause a
pathological hatred of Palestinians and Muslims in general.
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